01Alive
Windsor Warriors
Peter
Section III, The Twelve
Owners.
Twelve grown adults who take fake football extremely seriously. Mostly Eagles fans, a loud minority of Cowboys fans, and three Giants fans, one of whom is the commissioner and therefore right. Some have been arguing about kicker points since 2013. A couple still think FAAB is a type of soap.
J
02Alive
Best Coast
Jeremy
03Alive
Dak Tuah
Steve
R
04Alive
Delco CYO
Robert
A
05Alive
Dont Blame Me (Kicker Version)
Aaron
P
06Alive
Fuck Y! Projections
Peyton
M
07Alive
Kaptain Kenzo
Matthew
08Alive
Killa KO
Kent
09Alive
Matty Ice
MintyFresh
R
10Alive
Mr. Minteer Fresh iii
Ross
P
11Alive
Pitter's Patters
Pat
F
12Alive
SAT Preparation
Frag
Section III.b, In Loving Memory
The Graveyard.
Owners who once graced our league and then, for reasons ranging from tragic to hilarious, no longer do. Rest in pieces. Your autodrafted rosters live on in spirit.
B✗
Deceased
Brady's Team
Brady
Named his team after himself. We should have seen it coming.
J✗
Deceased
Chef Curry
Jeff
Cooked in the group chat. Undercooked on the waiver wire.
S✗
Deceased
Scotty B
Scott
Ghosted the draft one too many times. Now permanently a ghost.
MR✗
Deceased
mike's team
Mike Rechner
Finished last in 2013, then the league took two years off. Coincidence? He says yes.
Section III.c, Roast the Commissioner
Ross paid the Island Boys to make fun of the commissioner.
The highest use of league resources in recorded history. Ross booked a Cameo from the Island Boys specifically to clown on the commissioner for being a Giants fan. The Giants fan in question is taking it well. He has to, it is his job.