Established 2013 · Season 12 · Still Undefeated at Being Petty
The Cape May
League.
Twelve friends. One trophy. A group chat that has not been quiet since the Obama administration. Mostly Eagles fans, a few Cowboys fans who peaked in 1995, and three Giants fans keeping the whole thing upright. We met down the shore, we play from our couches, and we absolutely will bring up your 2019 trade again.
Draft night: Tuesday, September 8, 8:30 PM ET
Season
12
Buy-in
$125
Purse
$1,500
Draft
Tue 9/8, 8:30 ET
Contents
Everything you need before kickoff.
This site is the single source of truth. When someone starts yelling in the group chat about waiver order, calmly send them a link and go back to your day.
- I
The Rules
Roster, scoring, waivers, trades, and the tiebreakers we lawyer every October.
- II
Keepers
One per team. Cry about the math with the rest of us.
- III
Payouts
Where the buy-in goes. Spoiler: not into your Venmo.
- IV
Owners
The twelve morons who take this very seriously. Eagles fans, Cowboys fans, and one adult.
- V
Draft
Snake format, Zoom cams on, at least one guy on a boat with bad service.
- VI
Champions
The wall of winners. Also the wall of shame. Mostly the wall of shame.
Where it started
Born in a basement. Baptized at Submarine Races.
Cape May is where the name comes from, but the truth is this league was really forged in the Lambies basement on Howard Street and cemented over too many nights at Submarine Races. The legal pad, the Yuenglings, the first trash talk, all of it happened there. The draft is online now, the group chat never sleeps, and the trophy still gets hand delivered by whoever loses a bet about it.
The actual hardware. A gold surfer. Undefeated in intimidation.
Reigning Champion · 2025
Pat Gleeton
Pitter’s Patters
Won the whole thing and has not shut up since. Meanwhile Aaron Hullings and Dont Blame Me (Kicker Version) finished dead last, which, given the team name, is objectively hilarious.
See the record book