Section IV, The Draft
Online snake, 16 rounds, one broken Wi-Fi router.
Twelve owners, one Zoom, a live board, and a draft order the league has argued over every August since the founding class. Somebody will definitely have a baby crying in the background.
Format
The clock rules.
- · Draft order set by reverse standings, top four picks in a lottery we all pretend isn't rigged.
- · Two minutes on the clock. Auto-pick on expiration, and yes, it will take a kicker.
- · Everyone on the Zoom, cameras on for rounds 1 through 3. Pants optional but encouraged.
- · Miss the draft and the commish sets your queue. Enjoy your team of backup tight ends.
2025 Draft Order
- 01. Windsor Warriors
- 02. Best Coast
- 03. Dak Tuah
- 04. Delco CYO
- 05. Dont Blame Me (Kicker Version)
- 06. Fuck Y! Projections
- 07. Kaptain Kenzo
- 08. Killa KO
- 09. Matty Ice
- 10. Mr. Minteer Fresh iii
- 11. Pitter's Patters
- 12. SAT Preparation