Section IV, The Draft

Online snake, 16 rounds, one broken Wi-Fi router.

Twelve owners, one Zoom, a live board, and a draft order the league has argued over every August since the founding class. Somebody will definitely have a baby crying in the background.

Format

The clock rules.

  • · Draft order set by reverse standings, top four picks in a lottery we all pretend isn't rigged.
  • · Two minutes on the clock. Auto-pick on expiration, and yes, it will take a kicker.
  • · Everyone on the Zoom, cameras on for rounds 1 through 3. Pants optional but encouraged.
  • · Miss the draft and the commish sets your queue. Enjoy your team of backup tight ends.

2025 Draft Order

  1. 01. Windsor Warriors
  2. 02. Best Coast
  3. 03. Dak Tuah
  4. 04. Delco CYO
  5. 05. Dont Blame Me (Kicker Version)
  6. 06. Fuck Y! Projections
  7. 07. Kaptain Kenzo
  8. 08. Killa KO
  9. 09. Matty Ice
  10. 10. Mr. Minteer Fresh iii
  11. 11. Pitter's Patters
  12. 12. SAT Preparation